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What happens when a DBA designs a clock? You get Roman numerals in completely random order because SQL queries without proper constraints do whatever they want. Notice how IX (9) is where 4 should be, and V (5) is at 6 o'clock. The comment "It Will Work This Time" is the eternal lie every developer tells themselves before running untested SQL in production. Spoiler: it never does.

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Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days".

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The eternal cycle of software development in its natural habitat! The developer beaver is absolutely buzzing with grand visions of refactoring everything—microservices! Clean architecture! Design patterns galore! Meanwhile, the poor Project Manager beaver is desperately trying to maintain sanity as their developer colleague embarks on yet another quest to rewrite perfectly functional code. That wide-eyed, slightly unhinged look in the last panel? That's the face of a developer who's about to turn a 3-line fix into a 3-week refactoring spree. The PM's exhausted plea hits home for anyone who's ever watched a simple task morph into "let's just rewrite the entire codebase real quick."