How The Tables Have Turned

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Content 22.) (6 pts) Consider the incomplete method below: public static void swapPrint (int a, int b) TODO - you will write code below system. alt. printin (b); system. out , printIn (a). No more code can be written after this point System.out.printin (a); System.out.printin (b); The method is supposed to swap the values in a and b, and then print ther illustrate this behavior, consider the following examples in the table belov b Output 2 1 3 12 12 12 12 make this swap happen. As a hint

Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0 . What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch. The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!

Ah, the mythical "Expert Keyboard" – three buttons that sum up 90% of coding bootcamp graduates' skillset. Why learn algorithms when Stack Overflow exists? The first button even has the Stack Overflow logo, because that's where the copying begins. It's not plagiarism, it's "leveraging existing solutions." The microphone is there so you can dictate which error message to Google next. Who needs computer science degrees when you have Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a reliable internet connection?

Content Me, an engineer at a startup Facebook, a multi billion dollar company

Content Error You can't defeat me. Programmer I know, but he can.