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When Your HR's Keyword Filter Is Too Angular

When Your HR's Keyword Filter Is Too Angular
Congratulations to HR for inventing a filter so powerful it rejected their own tech lead! Turns out they were searching for "AngularJS" when they needed "Angular" developers—two completely different frameworks that just happen to share a name and confuse non-technical people. The sweet irony? Their auto-rejection system was so efficiently broken that it filtered out every single qualified candidate for three months while HR kept lying about having "candidates in the pipeline." Nothing says corporate efficiency like designing an automated system to reject the exact people you're trying to hire! Half the HR department got fired, but hey—at least their keyword filtering worked flawlessly at something!

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Nothing kills the coding flow state quite like a surprise standup with the CEO. One minute you're blissfully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally getting that service to inject properly, and the next you're frantically trying to remember what you actually accomplished yesterday besides "investigating solutions" (aka Stack Overflow rabbit holes). The sheer panic of having to translate "I spent 6 hours fixing a bug caused by a missing semicolon" into corporate speak while the CEO watches is the true horror of modern development. Bonus anxiety points if you've been secretly refactoring the codebase because whoever wrote it originally should be banned from touching a keyboard.

Php Is Still Alive How

phpIsStillAliveHow | php-memes, python-memes, asp.net-memes, ruby on rails-memes, .net-memes, django-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, ruby-memes, flask-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularIS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PH is dead, learn Python 2023: HOW THE HELL IS THIS DUDE STILL ALIVE

Quick Fix Js

quickFixJs | html-memes, css-memes, web development-memes, development-memes, web-memes, website-memes, jquery-memes, react-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, fix-memes, js-memes, vue-memes, query-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Fireship fireshipdev Follow The untold history of web development: 1990: HTML invented 1994: CSS invented to fix HTML 1995: JS invented to fix HTMLCSS 2006: Query invented to fix J 2010: AngularS invented to fix jQuery 2013: React invented to fix AngularS 2014: Vue invented to fix React Angular 2016: Angular 2 invented to fix AngularS React 2019: Svelte 3 invented to fix React, Angular, Vue 2019: React hooks invented to fix React 2020: Vue 3 invented to fix React hooks 2020: Solid invented to fix React, Angular, Svelte, Vue 2020: HTMX 1.0 invented to fix React, Angular, Svelte, Vue, Solid 2021: React suspense invented to fix React, again 2023: Svelte Runes invented to fix Svelte 2024: Query still used on 75 of websites

Minimum job requirements are what now??!

Minimum job requirements are what now??! | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, computer science-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, machine learning-memes, react-memes, data structures-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, reactjs-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, algorithm-memes, object-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, ML-memes, big data-memes, nosql-memes, mining-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Software Engineer A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a senior software engineer. Work-life balance flexible hours. The amazing well equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station). n"in n7U D'TaV 200 - 50 Experience in developing large scale distributed systems. Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals: Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications programming and multithreading programming. 300 years of programming experience in Java or equivalent Object-Oriented language. Experience with SQL and NoSQL. Highly proficient in Linux environment. B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent. Advantage: Experience with Big Data tools. Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning. Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactS, AngularJS or other client frameworks.

Ayo.. look at this JD

Ayo.. look at this JD | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, graphic design-memes, management-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, global-memes, git-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, excel-memes, ruby-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, oracle-memes, forms-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, unit test-memes, user interface-memes, elasticsearch-memes, flask-memes, search-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, redis-memes, vue-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, tests-memes, webpack-memes, language-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes, graph-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code

the life of a programmer

the life of a programmer | programmer-memes, program-memes, react-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content There's talk about us migrating to React at work and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die on We haven't even finished our Angulars to Angular migration

A very angry web developer(truthful too)

A very angry web developer(truthful too) | developer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, website-memes, server-memes, google-memes, jquery-memes, node-memes, apple-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, ruby-memes, spring-memes, jsp-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

Minimum job requirements are what now??!

Minimum job requirements are what now??! | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, computer science-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, machine learning-memes, react-memes, data structures-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, reactjs-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, algorithm-memes, object-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, ML-memes, big data-memes, nosql-memes, mining-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Software Engineer A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a senior software engineer. Work-life balance flexible hours. The amazing well equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station). n"in n7u t D'Taly 200 - 50 Experience in developing large scale distributed systems. Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals: Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications programming and multithreading programming. 300 years of programming experience in Java or equivalent Object-Oriented language. Experience with SQL and NoSQL. Highly proficient in Linux environment. B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent. Advantage: Experience with Big Data tools. Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning. Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactS, AngularJS or other client frameworks.

Do you have a passion for JAVA?....... Neither do we

Do you have a passion for JAVA?....... Neither do we | developer-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, web-memes, try-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, excel-memes, typescript-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, cli-memes, c#-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Net Developer Centric Consulting Apply On Company Site Do you have a passion for JAVA? Centric Consulting is looking to hire a NET Developer for one of our key clients. Our client is looking for a seasoned professional to make an impact on their team and personal career. This is a mid-level full time remote employment opportunity with our client. What You'll Do as a .NET Developer Build new features and write all kinds of automated tests for them (AngularJS 2 and REST services in WebAPI). Maintain existing features (ASP.NET MVC 5). Keep builds green (TeamCity) and deploy releases (Octopus Deploy). Help write scripts (mainly Powershell) if you enjoy automating processes. Come up with ideas. Learn, refactor, improve. Work in an Agile Kanban way in a remote team. What You'll Bring We want someone who likes to solve problems. You should enjoy taking on the hard stuff. Excellent communication skills are important - both written and verbal. Last but not least, you will, of course, need to be a solid Net Developer. We are looking for people with demonstrated capabilities with Net. The more experience you have with technologies and languages such as C, NET 4.5, WebAPI, ASP NET MVC 5, AngularJS 2, TypeScript, SQL, Entity Framework, the better. Centric believes the best solutions come from diverse teams. We strive to have an environment where everyone has an opportunity to be successful regardiess of their race, color, religion, gender, national origin, ancestry, age, disability, military or veteran status, sexual orientation or gender identity Centric Consulting - 30 days ago - save job - original job