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But The Answers Are 💯 Correct
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2 days ago 97.6K views 1 shares
But The Answers Are 💯 Correct
The professor wanted the five phases of software development according to some textbook, but this ABSOLUTE GENIUS wrote down the five stages of grief instead! Denial, bargaining, anger, depression, and acceptance—which is LITERALLY what every developer goes through with each project anyway! The blue X marking it wrong is the greatest injustice since they decided semicolons should be mandatory. This student deserves extra credit, a scholarship, and possibly a Nobel Prize for speaking the raw, unfiltered truth about our collective suffering!

Formal Languages: Where Logic Goes To Cry
Math Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 74.7K views 0 shares
Formal Languages: Where Logic Goes To Cry
Computer science theory professors be like: "It's so obvious, just follow along!" Then they hit you with formal language proofs that make calculus look like kindergarten arithmetic. The meme shows the classic "Gru's Plan" format but with formal language theory notation. Gru confidently sets up variables and constraints, then has that moment of confusion when he realizes he's just proven the language isn't regular - which is probably the opposite of what he was trying to prove. For the uninitiated: formal language theory is where computer scientists torture themselves by proving properties of languages using mathematical notation that looks like someone face-planted on a keyboard. Regular languages are the simplest type in the Chomsky hierarchy, and proving a language is not regular is a rite of passage that makes students question their life choices.

The Scientific Hierarchy Of Logical Absurdity
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2 months ago 120.8K views 0 shares
The Scientific Hierarchy Of Logical Absurdity
The Venn diagram of intellectual superiority has spoken, and programmers are social distancing before it was cool! While physicists are busy turning penguins into perfect cylinders, engineers are rounding π to 3 (because who needs those pesky decimals?), and mathematicians are defining e with fancy limits, programmers are off in their own circle with "x = x + 1" - a statement that would make mathematicians have an existential crisis. Notice how programmers don't overlap with anyone? That's not isolation, that's specialization . We're not wrong, we're just using a different paradigm where impossible equations make perfect sense. And let's pour one out for the chemists, reduced to the smallest circle possible - apparently they couldn't even afford proper representation in this diagram hierarchy!

How I Learned About Image Analysis Back In Uni
Programming AI Algorithms Testing
3 months ago 145.6K views 0 shares
How I Learned About Image Analysis Back In Uni
Oh. My. GOD. The origin story of computer vision we NEVER asked for! 😱 The meme shows the UNHOLY alliance between serious computer scientists and thirsty boomers that birthed image processing technology. The infamous "Lenna" image (cropped from a 1972 Playboy centerfold) became THE standard test image for compression algorithms for DECADES. Literally using softcore adult content to advance science! The academic world's most scandalous open secret - they could've used ANY image, but nooooo, they chose THAT one. Computer science history at its most tragically hilarious!

Required Suggestions
Python AI Programming
3 months ago 128.8K views 0 shares
Required Suggestions
The classic programmer's dilemma! When your university teacher announces they'll teach Python for OpenCV because "most students don't know it," but you're standing there with 8 years of experience facing two equally painful paths: either pretend you're learning everything from scratch (boring castle on the left) or flex your skills by showing off some absolutely demonic code that'll make your professor question their career choices (haunted lightning castle on the right). The fork in the road represents that moment of decision every experienced dev faces in intro classes - do I play it safe or do I unleash chaos? Spoiler alert: we always choose chaos.

I Guess Cs Wins
AI Math Physics Programming
3 months ago 131.6K views 0 shares
I Guess Cs Wins
The eternal academic turf war continues! Physicists spend decades unraveling the mysteries of the universe, publishing papers nobody reads, and surviving on ramen... only to watch some CS grad who taught a computer to play tic-tac-toe walk away with the Nobel. That sideways glance of existential despair is every physicist who just realized they picked the wrong major. Meanwhile, CS folks are too busy counting their tech stock options to even notice they won.