Who will be the first to click "Yes" on this guy?

Content There's an old "ha ha, only serious" joke. If you go to a Linux forum and ask for help fixing your WiFi driver, everyone will ignore you. If, instead, you say "Linux sucks, you can't even get a fing WiFi driver working!" thousands of people will solve the problem for you.

Content "So what do you want the app to do?" Client: tituge that were fatigs that aro and some things that have not yet come to pass

Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. PROGRAMMERS No! You stole my idea. Man, I stole your code. It's not my code. Github Users Man, I stole your code. Thanks for the fork

Content y-cruncher - A Multi-Threaded Pi-Program From a high-school project that went a little too far... By Alexander J. Yee (Last updated: January 29, 2017) The first scalable multi-threaded Pi-benchmark for multi-core systems... How fast can your computer compute Pi? -cruncher is a program that can compute Pi and other constants to trillions of digits. It is the first of its kind that is multi-threaded and scalable to multi-core systems. Ever since its launch in 2009, it has become a common benchmarking and stress-testing application for overclockers and hardware enthusiasts. -cruncher has been used to set several world records for the most digits of Pi ever computed. 22.4 trillion digits - November 2016 (Peter Trueb) 13.3 trillion digits - October 2014 ("houkouonchi") 12.1 trillion digits - December 2013 (Shigeru Kondo) 10 trillion digits - October 2011 (Shigeru Kondo) 5 trillion digits - August 2010 (Shigeru Kondo) ProgrammerHumor.i Shortcuts: Numberworld Home Records Set by y-cruncher Download y-cruncher redires Known Issues Benchmarks Fastest Times Algorithms FAQ Links Contact Me

Content O'RLY? Passive Aggressive Commit Messages BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS BREAKING THE BUILD lunasorcery

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: GITLAB PIPELINE OH. CARRY ON.