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Content Sith Programmer SithProgrammer We don't use Git in our office (unbelievable right?) so we play AmongUs IRL. Every now and then we call an emergency meeting and decide who wrote these crappy module and sabotaged our plans to meet deadline. 8:07 PM 16 Sep 20 Twitter for Android

Content I'M A SNEAKY FOX SNEAKED IN YOUR HOUSE SAT ON YOUR COUCH ATE YOUR PASTA PUSHED TO GOoGLE MASTER BRANCH Li Chen exocomics.com

The duality of every developer's existence captured in one furry package. You claim to want minimalism—clean code, elegant solutions, zen-like simplicity—but then proceed to clear your terminal for the 3,141,592nd time because your debugging session looks like someone dropped a math textbook into a blender. Nothing quite hits that dopamine receptor like watching all your error messages vanish into the void with a quick clear or cls command. It's not fixing the problem, but it sure feels like progress!

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Content IF HAVING A COFFEE IN THE MORNING DOESN'T WAKE VOU UP TRY DELETING A TABIE IN PRODUCTION INSTEAD.