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Make Python Imports Great Again

Make Python Imports Great Again
Ah, political satire meets Python package management! Someone created an actual PyPI package called "tariff" that lets you slow down imported packages by a percentage. Want pandas to run 200% slower? No problem! Need NumPy to crawl at half speed? Got you covered! This is what happens when developers with too much free time channel their frustration with trade wars into code. "We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!" Pure genius. The only thing missing is a function to build a firewall and make JavaScript pay for it.

Make Python Imports Great Again

Make Python Imports Great Again
Finally, a package that solves the real problem in Python development: those pesky foreign imports being too fast and efficient! Want your data analysis to take an entire coffee break instead of milliseconds? Slap a 200% tariff on pandas! Need to justify that 3-hour lunch while "waiting for your script to finish"? Import numpy with a 50% slowdown tax! This satirical gem perfectly captures the absurdity of trade politics by imagining what would happen if programming packages had import taxes. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like artificially crippling your own tools for nationalist programming pride. Next feature request: a firewall that physically heats up when you use non-domestic packages.

Programming In Languages You Don't Know

Programming In Languages You Don't Know
When you're diving into Python without any background knowledge, those __init__.py files are like mysterious empty rooms in a mansion you broke into. They're literally doing nothing visible, yet removing them breaks everything. For the uninitiated: these empty files are what make Python recognize directories as packages. It's basically Python saying "I need you to put a completely blank file in every folder or I'll pretend your code doesn't exist." Classic Python - solving problems you didn't know you had with solutions that make no intuitive sense.