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The build tool hierarchy according to C++ developers! BSD Make gets a mild "meh" reaction. GNU Make earns a fancy tuxedo upgrade and approving smile. But NMAKE? That's Microsoft's Windows build tool that makes Pooh show his teeth in pure rage. It's the compiler equivalent of stepping on a LEGO while debugging a memory leak at 3AM. The perfect visual representation of why developers would rather rewrite their entire codebase than deal with Visual Studio's native build system.

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Content Coding In Style Commits When the code is committed to a source control system, a comment needs to be provided. Some systems make it mandatory This comment has multiple purposes: - make it clear what the change was about allow in the future to look at the history in case the issue is found allows to inspect the code at each line level to see who changed the code by using Blame option - allows to inspect the code to see why it was added In case you never used it, Blame option is accessed by long clicking "Show the Version Editor" 7 Comparison ( Blame COU Mad more i huhup in I It allows you to find who wrote each line of code, in other words find somebody to blame for bad code. Lots of times, that person is actually you. Syntax Single line comments start with . It is supposed to be used for short comments Multiple line comments starting with and ending with Swift allows the comments to be embedded, so the following is a valid code: 38

Content I push a Powershell script to one particular user that fetches a random cat fact from a website then reads it through their computer speakers out loud. They're thoroughly convinced that their boss, a non-IT person, is doing it to them. EDIT: For everyone asking for the script. Add-Type -AssemblyName System. Speech SpeechSynth New-Object System. Speec h. Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer SpeechSynth.SelectVoice("Microsoft Zira Desktop") Browser New-Object System.Net.WebClient Browser.Proxy.Credentials System. Net.CredentialCache: :DefaultN etworkCredentials Net.ServicePointManage r:: SecurityProtocol Net.SecurityProtocolType::Tls12 CatFact (ConvertFrom-Json (Invoke-WebRequest -Verbose -Uri https:catfact.ninjafact -UseBasicParsing)) CatFact.fact SpeechSynth.Speak("Did you know ?") SpeechSynth.Speak(CatFact.fact)

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