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Reduce Crime With This One Simple Trick

Linux Bash Programming Devops

1 year ago 436.0K views 0 shares

Reduce Crime With This One Simple Trick

Batman dropping system administration wisdom that would make Gotham's IT department proud. In Unix-like systems, when a parent process dies but its child processes remain running, those orphaned processes get adopted by the init process (PID 1) - essentially becoming "Batman processes" without parents. It's the vigilante justice of process management. Criminals beware, orphaned processes are watching.

Vim Has Been Banned Recently

Vim Linux Bash Programming Devops

1 year ago 532.2K views 1 shares

Vim Has Been Banned Recently

The ultimate Linux nightmare has arrived! Someone's created a fake error message showing Vim being "banned at the kernel level" - complete with Unix humor like PID 1 (init) working on a fix after a "wait(2)" call. The "kill -9 vim" command at the bottom is the chef's kiss - it's the Linux equivalent of taking Vim out back and putting it down with extreme prejudice. Emacs users are probably celebrating while Vim enthusiasts are having panic attacks. The skull emoji really sells the fake dystopian tech future where text editors require government approval.