Mind Your Business: The Linux User Survival Guide

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Mind Your Business: The Linux User Survival Guide

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Nothing triggers my selective hearing faster than a Linux evangelist launching into their sermon about how Windows is "basically spyware" and macOS is "just a pretty jail cell." Look, I've compiled my kernel from scratch too, but some battles just aren't worth fighting. The moment someone starts ranting about their Arch installation or how they've optimized their Vim config, I'm suddenly very interested in the fascinating art of pretending to be asleep. Self-preservation isn't just for operating systems—it's for sanity too.

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