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Linux updates: "Yeah, just gonna grab these three packages real quick." Clean, surgical, done in 30 seconds.
Windows updates: *SpongeBob staring at a massive boulder* "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?" Because what started as a simple security patch has now somehow decided to reinstall half your OS, reboot 47 times, break your audio drivers, and install Candy Crush for the third time this month.
The boulder represents the sheer incomprehensible mass of mystery updates that Windows dumps on you. You didn't ask for a new version of Edge. You didn't want your taskbar redesigned. But here we are, 2 hours later, watching a progress bar lie to you about being "almost done" while your laptop sounds like it's preparing for liftoff.
Meanwhile Linux users are already back to coding, smugly sipping their coffee.
