Kernel Development: A Test Of Infinite Patience

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Ah, the elusive A: drive. For the younger devs who've never experienced the joy of floppy disks, the A: drive was the default letter for that ancient 3.5" data rectangle that stored a whopping 1.44MB. That's right—not GB, not even MB—just 1.44MB. You could fit approximately one-third of a modern JavaScript framework's readme file on there. These days, most computers don't even have physical drive letters anymore, just abstract mount points that hide in the shadows like well-documented code.

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Sweet mother of backslashes! The absolute AUDACITY of this developer thinking Vim regex and Perl regex are interchangeable! Honey, that's like showing up to a knife fight with a spoon! 💀 The final panel is the regex equivalent of a horror movie jumpscare - that unholy abomination of backslashes would make any text file burst into flames! And a 700MB text file?! Who hurt you?!

Content rMicrosoftEdge Edge crashed with 1600 open tabs. Clicked in-built "Restore" but crashes after a minute BUG I had about 1600 tabs open then Edge suddenly crashed despite me having plenty of spare RAM. I re-opened Edge and clicked on the "Restore" button that's a part of Edge but Edge crashes and closes again after a minute of trying to restore my open tabs. I had Session Buddy installed so I thought instead of clicking on Restore that I'd look in the save sessions but the session with 1600 tabs isn't listed. The most recent one is only from 17 days ago with 1400 tabs. Yet Session Buddy did save the 1 open tab when I re-opened the browser after it crashed! Is there anything I can do to recover my 1600 tabs even if it's just to get a URL list of them?