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Server racks don't respond to prayers, but that doesn't stop us from trying. Nothing says "confidence in your code" like a group of half-naked IT folks performing the ancient ritual of "Please Don't Crash During My Vacation." The physical manifestation of the phrase "it worked on my machine" right before everyone disappears for four days. Pro tip: servers can smell fear and holiday plans.

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Content "The UI is quite simple, client will easily figure it out" Client: Mold your finger ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Kelly Vaughn kvlly What I imagine parenting is like: Parent: can you please clean your room? Kid: no Parent: sudo clean your room Kid: fine 20:08 17.07.19 TweetDeck 1.159 Retweets 7.332 Likes

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a Vim user in social situations! 😱 When someone introduces themselves, your brain doesn't store their name in normal memory—it gets filed under "Vim Keybindings" alongside your escape routes! The poor soul's brain is literally SCANNING through Vim commands to exit a conversation like it's a terminal they're desperately trying to close! That ":wq to exit conversation" is the digital equivalent of faking a phone call to escape small talk. The struggle is CATASTROPHICALLY real when your social protocol runs on the same system as your text editor!