Judge Not By The URL Of Its Website

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4 months ago 315,809 views 0 shares

Judge Not By The URL Of Its Website

ffmpeg-memes, tools-memes, video-memes, software-memes, tech-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect illustration of tech opinions in 2024: Someone declares FFmpeg "outdated" because... *checks notes*... it uses "index.html" in URLs and is "hard to install." Meanwhile, FFmpeg quietly powers half the video processing on the internet while this person gets ratio'd into oblivion. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm talking about" quite like judging powerful software by its URL structure. The cherry on top is the subreddit's perfect "yeah sure" response - the digital equivalent of a slow, sarcastic clap.

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