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The Programmer Is Obsolete
AI Webdev Programming
7 days ago 65.9K views 0 shares
The Programmer Is Obsolete
Oh honey, the DRAMA of it all! First they came for the lumberjacks with their fancy chainsaws, then the construction workers with their excavators, even the plumbers with their PEX crimpers! And now? They're coming for US with their shiny AI logos that look like someone's sacred geometry tattoo gone wrong! 💀 Everyone's getting "obsoleted" by technology, but darling, have you SEEN what happens when AI tries to center a div? The machines might write code, but they'll never understand the existential dread of debugging someone else's uncommented spaghetti mess at 3AM while questioning your career choices!

The Difference Between Coding And Trend Following
Programming Webdev Vim Frontend
18 days ago 102.4K views 0 shares
The Difference Between Coding And Trend Following
Left side: spending 3 hours customizing your IDE theme, installing 47 VS Code extensions, and tweeting about your "coding setup" before writing a single line of code. Right side: that senior dev who's still using Vim, hasn't changed his terminal color scheme since 2008, and somehow ships more features in a day than you do all sprint. The Olympics of productivity aren't won with fancy gear, kids.

The Hex Editor: Your Binary Salvation
Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 93.7K views 0 shares
The Hex Editor: Your Binary Salvation
Top panel: You, a mere mortal, struggling to create a binary file format from scratch like some kind of masochist. Bottom panel: The hex editor descending from the heavens with divine radiance, ready to save you from your own hubris. Nothing quite humbles you like realizing the tool existed the whole time while you were banging rocks together trying to manually format binary data.

Just Use Curl
Bash Networking Devops Programming Backend
3 months ago 160.1K views 0 shares
Just Use Curl
Ah yes, the eternal battle between fancy API tools and command-line purists. Postman gives you a slick UI, request history, environment variables, and team collaboration. Meanwhile, grizzled terminal veterans are just sitting there like "curl -X POST -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d '{\"why\":\"so_complicated\"}'" and calling it a day. After 15 years in the trenches, I've learned that sometimes the simplest tool is all you need... until your curl command spans 7 lines and you can't remember what the hell those flags do anymore.