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The ultimate tech origin story flex! Someone suggests studying how childhood computer platforms affect problem-solving skills, but when a person casually drops "I installed Linux at age 12," the original poster immediately declares "Autistic children will be discluded for skewing results." 😂 It's the perfect encapsulation of the Linux user stereotype – those who voluntarily configure kernel parameters before hitting puberty are clearly operating at a different level. The rest of us were still figuring out how to set a desktop background while they were compiling their own drivers and writing bash scripts to automate their homework.

Trying to explain Git to non-developers is like trying to explain quantum physics to your cat. "So it's like saving files?" No, Karen, it's a distributed version control system that tracks changes and enables collaboration through branching and merging while maintaining commit history. "So... Google Drive?" *internal screaming intensifies* The beauty of Git is that even after years of using it daily, you'll still occasionally find yourself in detached HEAD state wondering where your commits went. And yet we can't live without it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

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Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

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The irony of Linux evangelism in one perfect meme. Sure, Linux might be "more reliable" in theory, but nobody mentions the ritual of distro-hopping and reinstalling because you broke something trying to customize your terminal prompt. The silent rage in that final panel speaks volumes – it's the face of someone who just spent 6 hours configuring drivers only to have a kernel update undo everything. Freedom comes at a cost, and that cost is your weekend.