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The universe LITERALLY screams "NO" when someone considers switching to Vim! The hands desperately clinging to that sword represent every developer's sanity trying to avoid the bottomless pit of keyboard shortcuts and command modes that is Vim. Sweet merciful heavens, the audacity to even CONSIDER abandoning your cozy IDE with its friendly menus and intuitive interface! You might as well announce you're giving up electricity and moving to a cave. Once you enter Vim, you'll spend the next decade of your life trying to figure out how to exit it. THE HORROR!

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Content STOP DOING AGILE • SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN • YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP • Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WATERFALL" • "Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours"- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the keyboards & mice we built for them (This is REAL Programming, done by REAL Programmers): SCRUM PROCESS ????? ????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like features please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Content Shubhangi heyShubhi 17h "Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things." -A fellow CS student at university 340 17 258 3,499

Content Adam the Automator adbertram Does "fixed shit" count as a good Git commit message? Asking for a friend. 21319, 5:02 PM