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Content Nick Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual (orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual (bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return true; 1 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17

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