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Welcome to your new kingdom, fresh DevOps hire. That beautiful sunset? That's the entire infrastructure you just inherited. Every server, every pipeline, every cursed bash script held together with duct tape and prayers—it's all yours now. The previous DevOps engineer? They're gone. Probably on a beach somewhere with their phone turned off. And you're standing here like Simba looking over Pride Rock, except instead of a thriving ecosystem, it's technical debt as far as the eye can see. That deployment that breaks every Tuesday at 3 AM? Your problem. The monitoring system that alerts for literally everything? Your problem. The Kubernetes cluster running version 1.14 because "if it ain't broke"? Oh, you better believe that's your problem. Best part? Everyone expects you to fix it all while keeping everything running. No pressure though.

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Ah, the Linux purist paradox. Proudly declares "MS is bullshit" while mentioning they use Arch (because of course they do), but then gets absolutely triggered when asked about using GitHub (owned by Microsoft), VS Code (Microsoft's editor), or NPM (runs on Microsoft infrastructure). Nothing says "I have principles" quite like selectively applying them only when it doesn't inconvenience your workflow. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.