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I Sure Do Love Microslop

windows-memes, linux-memes, systemd-memes, operating-systems-memes, shutdown-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Windows promises to update before shutting down. You, being the optimistic fool you are, think "maybe this time it'll be quick." Narrator: it wasn't. Meanwhile, Linux closes all apps gracefully in 10 seconds flat and shuts down before you can blink. The penguin doesn't negotiate with processes—it just terminates them with extreme prejudice via systemd. Sure, systemd might be controversial in some circles, but at least it doesn't hold your machine hostage for 45 minutes installing "updates for updates" while you contemplate your life choices.

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