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An engineer in Kyiv working on repairing a fibre (shared on Linkedln) BEST Tell wrepuer WE TOOK THE HOSTAGES, SECURED THE BUILDING, AND CUT THE COMMUNICATON LINES LIKE YOU SAID. BUT THEN THIS GUY CLIMBED UP THE VENTILATION DUCTS AND WALKED ACROSS BROKEN GUASS, KILING ANYONE WE SENT TO STOP HIM. NO, HE IGNORED THEM. HE JUST RECONNECTED THE CABLES WE CUT, MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT "UPTIME F- EXCELLENT. AND HE RESCUED THE HOSTAGES SHIT WERE DEALING WItH A SYSADMIN. kcd.com Prodramme