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Touch command Memes

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How I Touch Grass

Bash Linux Programming Devops

1 year ago 419.8K views 2 shares

How I Touch Grass

Terminal commands for the socially challenged developer. Why physically experience nature when you can just create a directory called "outside" and execute a touch command on a file named "grass"? Problem solved. Management can no longer complain about work-life balance when you've technically "touched grass" today. Bonus points if you add it to your daily cron jobs.

Touch Grass: Command Not Found

Bash Linux MacOS Programming Debugging

1 year ago 334.7K views 0 shares

Touch Grass: Command Not Found

When your non-programmer friend suggests "going outside" as if that's a real solution to debugging, so you maliciously comply by running Unix commands on your Mac. The terminal doesn't care about your social deficiencies - it just tells you there's no such file as "grass". Typical. Now you're back to square one with a syntax error and vitamin D deficiency.

First You Touch Then You Cat

Linux Bash Programming

1 year ago 361.9K views 0 shares

First You Touch Then You Cat

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.