Clients are really like that...

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WHY DOESN'T THE APP SHOW THE CORRECT DATA? IT DOES SHOW THE CORRECT DATA Dronna NOIT DOESN'T SHOW THE DATA I WANT TO SHOW - IT SHOWS THE DATA YOU'VE PUT INTO IT YOUR APP DOESN'T WORK

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