Zero Days Without JavaScript Complaints

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Zero Days Without JavaScript Complaints

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Ah, the workplace safety sign for JavaScript developers. That counter gets reset more often than a router during a thunderstorm. The best part is that the guy changing the number probably just finished saying "I'm switching to TypeScript" for the 17th time this month. Meanwhile, his coworker is just happy the ladder hasn't collapsed like their Promise chain did this morning.

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