Zero Days Without JavaScript Complaints

BEHOLD! The eternal programming language hierarchy in its most dramatic form! JavaScript stands there with that insufferable grin, basking in its web dominance while the other ghost-like languages SEETHE with jealousy. Then—PLOT TWIST—they all gang up to beat JavaScript into submission! But wait! The final panels reveal the TRUE victors: Python (TWICE because it's just THAT important) and PHP silently judging from their zen-like state of superiority. It's basically the programming language version of Mean Girls but with more semicolons and existential dread. The circle of life in development: first they mock you, then they fight you, then they reluctantly include your libraries in their projects anyway.

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Ah, the classic "200 means success, right?" approach to HTTP status codes. This brave developer is checking if the status is "greater than or equal to 200" which is like saying "as long as the patient's temperature is above 98.6°F, they're perfectly healthy!" – even if it's 108°F and they're literally on fire. Fun fact: HTTP status codes in the 200s mean success, 300s are redirections, 400s are client errors, and 500s are server errors. So this code will happily announce "File uploaded successfully" even when the server is melting down with a 500 error. It's the coding equivalent of "this is fine" while everything burns around you.

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The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!