Why Is It Always Java Script

The elite developer whispering to the junior: "They can debug with breakpoints and watch instead of prints and logs..." Meanwhile, the junior's mind is blown because they've been littering their code with console.log() statements like confetti at a parade. Sure, proper debugging tools have existed since the stone age of programming, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable mess of "HERE1", "HERE2", and "WHY IS THIS UNDEFINED???" The real irony? Senior devs still resort to print statements when the debugger mysteriously stops working. We've all been there.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of me thinking I could actually finish a project before getting absolutely DESTROYED by OAuth setup! 💀 There I am, boxing gloves on, ready to conquer the world with my BRILLIANT new app idea, strutting around like I'm the next tech billionaire... and then BAM! OAuth shows up and knocks me right off my high horse into the pit of configuration despair. Just sitting there, sipping water, utterly defeated by client IDs, secret keys, and redirect URIs that refuse to cooperate. The dream dies not with a bang but with a whimper of "invalid_grant_error" for the 47th time. And they say programming is fun! THE BETRAYAL!

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The most tragic love story in programming: someone asking "Do you still love me?" and getting a response with a syntax error. That semicolon before "yes" is basically saying "I'm breaking up with you in JavaScript." The compiler caught the red flag before she did. Next time just ghost her like a proper undefined variable.

The eternal gang war of programming: res vs ans ! Variable naming conventions that split the coding community faster than tabs vs spaces. One side lazily abbreviates "result" while the other prefers "answer" - both equally useless when you revisit your code six months later wondering what the heck these variables actually store. The true neutral programmers just use x for everything and let chaos reign.