When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills

The hill programmers are willing to die on: proper syntax terminology. Nothing triggers a developer faster than hearing someone call parentheses "brackets" during code review. It's the same energy as correcting someone's grammar in the YouTube comments section. The mock TED Talk format just makes it *chef's kiss* - because we all know that person who treats basic programming knowledge like they're delivering revolutionary wisdom to the masses.

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Ah, the eternal tech cycle. A new library emerges and suddenly everyone's ready to toss their 300MB node_modules folder into the trash. HTMX promises the revolutionary concept of *checks notes* using HTML attributes to do AJAX. Meanwhile, React developers who've spent years mastering component lifecycles are quietly updating their résumés while muttering "it's just a phase." The full stack devs are playing both sides so they always come out on top. Classic framework warfare where the only winners are the people writing Medium articles about "Why I Switched From X to Y and Increased Performance by 9000%."

Ah yes, the classic framework wars bait. Someone created a function that returns 'Angular' as the worst framework, and honestly, the audacity is chef's kiss. The function name doesn't lie—it's literally called getWorstFramework() , so there's zero ambiguity about the developer's feelings here. What makes this extra spicy is that it's sitting in a file path that screams "production code" with Users > lydia > JS > index.js, meaning someone actually committed this opinion to their codebase. The real question isn't whether it's true, but rather how long until the Angular devs find this file and start a holy war in the PR comments. React and Vue developers are probably cackling somewhere while eating popcorn.