When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills

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Content Ok let's try running this code console. log("Hello World"); Output: ERROR Alright mavbe then this will work let str "Hello World"; console.log (str); Output: ERROR 4 HOURS LATER This is getting ridiculous, I'll just restart at step 1 Output: ERROR console. log("Hello World"); Output: Hello World! THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED!!!!

Nothing says "career pivot" quite like going from prison to React developer. The conversation starts innocently with someone worrying their 44-year-old brain can't handle learning React by 50, and ends with the most extreme backstory reveal in tech forum history. This is basically the dark universe version of those LinkedIn posts where people brag about learning to code after switching careers. "From convicted felon to frontend developer - anything is possible with determination and a good IDE!" And they say the tech interview process is brutal. At least no one's asking about your axe-murdering skills anymore.

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The elite developer whispering to the junior: "They can debug with breakpoints and watch instead of prints and logs..." Meanwhile, the junior's mind is blown because they've been littering their code with console.log() statements like confetti at a parade. Sure, proper debugging tools have existed since the stone age of programming, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable mess of "HERE1", "HERE2", and "WHY IS THIS UNDEFINED???" The real irony? Senior devs still resort to print statements when the debugger mysteriously stops working. We've all been there.

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