When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills

Programming languages For loops Code trolling Increment operator

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When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills

javascript-memes, c++-memes, programming-jokes-memes, increment-operator-memes, coding-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

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