What's Its Name On Its Birth Certificate

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What's Its Name On Its Birth Certificate

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The keyword async is just the cool nickname. The full legal name is "Asynchronous." But what's await's formal identity? The question mark perfectly captures that existential crisis. It's like discovering your friend's birth certificate says "Jonathan" when you've been calling him "Jon" for years. Turns out await doesn't even have a long-form name—it just sits there... waiting... for promises to resolve while refusing to disclose its government name. Classic commitment issues.

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