What Debugging Regex Feels Like

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The eternal horror of regular expressions strikes again! This SpongeBob meme perfectly captures the existential dread that regex induces in developers. For the uninitiated, that terrifying bottom-left panel contains an actual regex pattern that would make any sane programmer wake up in cold sweats. It's like someone sneezed on the keyboard and decided to call it "pattern matching." Perl was infamous for its heavy reliance on regex, turning simple string operations into cryptic incantations that look like they could summon elder gods. No wonder Patrick is traumatized - he's seen things no starfish should ever have to see.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of discovering YOU are the villain in your own codebase! 😱 There you are, hunting down the monster who wrote that spaghetti nightmare from 2019, ready to unleash your righteous fury—only to find your own digital fingerprints all over it! The way Kratos says "There is no forgiving you" is LITERALLY me staring at my past self's variable names like "temp1," "temp2," and the classic "idk_why_this_works_dont_touch." The AUDACITY of past me to leave such horrors for future me to deal with! The circle of technical debt is complete, and I am both the hunter AND the hunted!

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