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The meme brutally murders the misconception that Java and JavaScript are related just because they share "Java" in their names. It's like assuming cars and carpets are related because they both start with "car." The naming similarity is purely coincidental—JavaScript was named during the peak of Java's popularity as a marketing gimmick. One's a compiled, statically-typed language that runs on a virtual machine; the other's an interpreted, dynamically-typed language that powers the web. Different ancestors, different purposes, different ecosystems. Next up: explaining why hamburgers contain no ham.

Ah, the classic regex email validation bell curve. The sweet spot of sanity sits right in the middle where people use a simple EMAIL.CONTAINS('@') check and call it a day. On the low IQ end, you've got folks using the same basic check, blissfully unaware of the horrors that await. On the high IQ end, you've got the regex wizards who've stared into the abyss of RFC 5322 compliance and returned with that monstrosity at the top of the image. After 15 years in the industry, I've come to accept that email validation is like quicksand—the harder you fight for perfection, the deeper you sink. Just check for an @ symbol and move on with your life. Your sanity will thank you.

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Ah yes, the classic JavaScript journey transformation. You start those "30 Days of JavaScript" tutorials looking all innocent and hopeful, thinking you'll master the language in a month. Fast forward to day 30 and you're a deranged code demon with eye twitches and murderous thoughts every time you hear "undefined is not a function." The psychological damage of discovering that semicolons are sometimes optional but also sometimes catastrophic will do that to a person. JavaScript doesn't teach you coding—it teaches you creative profanity.