The Reason Programmers Have Trust Issues

The great fullstack developer purge has begun! This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between specialization and jack-of-all-trades in software development. Some tech lead somewhere decided that being good at everything is suspicious and probably impossible - so now we're officially segregating developers like oil and water. Frontend devs will forever be cursed to argue about CSS margins while backend devs can continue pretending users don't exist. The middle children of development - fullstack devs - are now officially banned by executive order. Pour one out for those brave souls who dared to understand both how APIs work AND why button colors matter.

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Oh. My. GOD. Remember when web development was just slapping some HTML, CSS, and jQuery together like a sandwich and calling it a day?! 💅 Now we've got 47 JavaScript frameworks, 23 build tools, and enough npm packages to fill the Grand Canyon! Back then you could actually SLEEP at night without dreaming about webpack configurations! The AUDACITY of modern development expecting us to learn a new framework before we've even finished our morning coffee! Those jQuery days were like taking a bubble bath compared to the FLAMING OBSTACLE COURSE that is frontend development today! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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Ah yes, the "vibe coder" - stretching fingers, cracking neck, warming up those legs... all for the impossible task of "Make no mistakes." That's like telling a JavaScript developer their code will work on the first try. The physical preparation for absolute perfection is the most relatable programmer delusion ever. We all do this ridiculous pre-coding ritual like we're about to perform brain surgery, only to spend the next 4 hours debugging a missing semicolon.