The Reason Programmers Have Trust Issues

Content when someone ask you what programming language they should learn, don't simply answer the one you prefer. first ask them what area they plan to focus on. for example: web frontend: javascript backend: javascript mobile apps: javascript games: javascript ai: javascript

Content How to run the frontend git clone npm i npm start How to run the backend mvn clean install each repos install rancher docker compose run them in a specific order or they dont compile git clone 4 repos change each microservice URI build once, stop it, change the config file with local nuke 6 pages of code or it wont compile

Wife: "I'm sick of your obsession with programming. Even our son is affected by it." Husband: *smirking because he knows exactly what she means by "first child" in CSS selectors* Look, we've all been there. You spend 12 hours debugging a layout issue only to discover it's because :first-child doesn't work when there's text before your element. Meanwhile, your family thinks you've gone completely mental for muttering "why won't you select?!" at 2 AM. The struggle between family life and the inexplicable joy of perfectly targeting DOM elements is real.

Content Dad: Why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed Dad: Don't lie, you're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript Codo huh

Content Dad: why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed. Dad: Don't Lie. You're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript. ProarammerHumor.io

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