The Reason Programmers Have Trust Issues

syntax error Code review Compiler errors Error messages Semicolons Curly braces Pdf-generation

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4 months ago 198,883 views 1 shares

The Reason Programmers Have Trust Issues

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The compiler says line 265 has an error, but looking at the code, it's a perfectly innocent closing curly brace. Meanwhile, the REAL crime is happening on line 267 where some maniac is trying to generate a PDF with JavaScript. That face in the second panel isn't disappointment—it's the thousand-yard stare of someone who just realized they'll be debugging someone else's jQuery PDF generator until retirement. The missing semicolon isn't even the worst part—it's the dawning realization that this is your life now.

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