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Content STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING

Content When you mistype x obj.fiedl instead of x obj.field C Compile time wrong, wrong wrongi stop everything Runtime hmm maybe that's right? Python 00 no, wait, that's wrong Javascript 00) (

Content This package has been deprecated Author message: I wrote this module a very long time ago; you should use something else. flatte 1.0.2 dependents 5 Versions Tip: install npm i flatten Curre Versia weekly downloads 3,067,069 No, No, I don't think i will license

Content Solet Today at 3:41 AM fundamentally incorrect. sorry. websoftware as a service keeps the world spinning, cloud computing is necessary. ajax slutty services that bog down slow machines are a different matter altogether and wonderful tools like react get abused horribly by lazy coders....... but for anything that makes a registry edit or an alias edit (winunix) should be retail, not service fun fact: i program in over 40 languages but i'm not hirable because i insist on clean code. there's not a framework in an language i read that's not leaky as fuck. speed coding hurts the user, hurts the market, and drives down the industry.

The ultimate dev hypocrisy journey! 🤣 Starts with Patrick boldly declaring "I WON'T USE C#. MICROSOFT IS EVIL" while sitting comfortably in his armchair of moral superiority. But then... the slippery slope begins! First TypeScript (also by Microsoft), then VSCode (Microsoft again!), then GitHub Copilot (guess who? MICROSOFT!), followed by npm package manager, LinkedIn (yep, Microsoft owns that too), and finally surrendering completely to GitHub (100% Microsoft-owned). It's the perfect representation of that developer who swears they'll never touch Microsoft products but ends up completely surrounded by them anyway. The cognitive dissonance is REAL! We're all just SpongeBob pretending we have principles while swimming in Microsoft's ocean! 💀

Content rLifeProTips 13h LPT: If you need help learning a language, try watching a TV show or movie you've seen many times with the audio on in that language. If you have many of the lines memorized by heart it can be a great way to practice listening skills. Productivity Advice 4 3.9k J 198 Share BEST COMMENTS 12h Do they make a Monty Python: Holy Grail spoken in javaScript? Reply 4 829 J 11h Sorry only in python. Reply 4 487 11h Well that just makes sense. Reply 4 116