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Ah yes, the sacred transformation ritual. Buy a MacBook, read half of an O'Reilly book, and suddenly you're qualified to rewrite Google's codebase from scratch. The cartoon character's smug little face says it all – that special moment when you've learned just enough HTML to update your LinkedIn title to "Full Stack Engineer." Meanwhile, actual developers are crying in the corner with their decade of experience and impostor syndrome.

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That ambitious learning roadmap you made when starting out? Pure fantasy. Three years later and you're still trying to figure out why your promise chain is returning undefined. The JavaScript rabbit hole has no bottom - just increasingly bizarre ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Meanwhile, those other languages you planned to learn are collecting dust in your bookmarks folder labeled "Weekend Projects" since 2019.

MongoDB trying to convince you it's built for every app while JavaScript is silently converting its marketing message to [object Object] is the perfect metaphor for web development. Nothing says "I'm ready for production" like your database advertisement turning into the infamous toString() failure that haunts every JS developer's nightmares. If your marketing can't escape type coercion issues, maybe your database isn't really built for "every" app after all...