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Content Ok let's try running this code console. log("Hello World"); Output: ERROR Alright maybe then this will work let str "Hello World"; console.log (str); Output: ERROR 4 HOURS LATER This is getting ridiculous, I'll just restart at step 1 function generateString(s) variable a Output: ERROR console.log ("Hello World"); Output: Hello World! THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED!!!!

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Asking regex to be normal is like asking a cat to fetch your mail. The screaming response of incomprehensible symbols is exactly what happens when you're desperately trying to validate an email address at 2AM while your deadline looms. That chaotic string of brackets, backslashes, and special characters isn't just regex being difficult—it's regex being its authentic self. And honestly, would we even recognize it if it made sense? The true developer rite of passage is writing a regex pattern, forgetting what it does, then being too afraid to modify it when it somehow works.

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck I gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content STOP DOING TYPESCRIPT TYPE CHECKING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING COMPLETE YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for data types other than STRING and NUMBER Want to check if your code will work? We have a tool for that: It is called "RUNNING IT" Types DON'T EXIST, it's all deleted by the transpiler "Yes, please abort my build because a type isn't correctly labeled as bivariant. Please paint my screen red because I didn't install typesreact" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers and frameworks we built for them (These are REAL types, made by REAL Programmers) nectedConponent React .ComponentclassPickconitc(OnitcOnitedefs.OnitefulParans. keyof ErrorHandli aMierationsA. B. MierateB. CI aMierations?A. B, C, MigrateC, D; Mierations3A. B. C. D. MigrateD. E1: MigrateEa Marat 0. InfersbleConne MigrationstAA Migrations15A Testonde kovof LocalStoraecivockso. A mapDispatch only (as a function) tro state a M. Thisnatchoronsi no state - (. TDispatchProos - 1. TOenProo as manState and mardisnatch (as a function): StateProps (1), TDispatchProos (), TOmProp as manState and aschicostch las a TDi spat chProos no state - 0. StateProps (). no dispatch (. TOmProo no state 1. TDispatchoron They have played us for absolute fools