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Ah, the exclusive "VibeCon" conference where the only attendees are you, yourself, and your localhost. That registration URL (127.0.0.1:8080) is literally pointing to your own computer—meaning this "world's largest vibe coding conference" is just you in pajamas debugging your side project. The cherry on top? It's posted by an account called "HTML Is A Programming Language" with the handle "@java_is_javascript"—which is like wearing a shirt that says "I enjoy chaos" to a meetup of computer science professors. Future date too—classic developer optimism. "Yeah, I'll definitely have this app working by 2025."

When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

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Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

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