Squeaky Clean Console Compulsive Disorder

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Content JIS DAILY JavaScript Daily JavaScriptDaily 1h Next gen thinking over on Reddit. - Brilliant-8148 11 points 4 days ago I use typescript, but I declare everything as an any because I love the flexibility permalink embed save report reply CharlesStover 8 points 4 days ago This is unironically better than not using TypeScript at all. permalink embed save parent report reply - Brilliant-8148 4 points 4 days ago I know, for my resume! permalink embed save parent report reply 17 8 88 14 10.3K 1 Coderman unlocomax - I use seatbelt but I pass it behind my back because I love the flexibility - This is unironically better than not using SeatBelt at all. -I know, for highway patrol! 11:49 AM Sep 13, 2023 112 Views

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Ah, functional programming's miracle drug! FUNCTIONEX (with its fancy lambda symbol) promises to cure your codebase of those nasty impurities. Just 45mg of pure functions and your spaghetti code will transform into a mathematical paradise! But watch out for those side effects! While your category theorist prescribed this to keep your functions pure, you might experience unexpected symptoms like actually having to write to files or databases. The horror! Functional purists are currently filing a class action lawsuit because nobody warned them they'd still need to interact with the real world occasionally.

Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head. The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient . Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" 🤔

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