Squeaky Clean Console Compulsive Disorder

Content JS JS 2 ! 0 Returns true if the given number is odd, and is an integer that does not exceed the JavaScript MAXIMUMSAFEINTEGER. Please consider following this project's author, Jon Schlinkert, and consider starring the project to show your and support. Install Weeklv Downloads 269,847 Install with nom: S npm install -save is-odd Usage loads 2.3Mmonth Works with strings or numbers. downloads 59M const isOdd require('is-odd"); console. log(isodd("1')): true console.log(isodd('3')): true

Content HAVE WE STRAYED FROM INTERNET STANDARDS? NO, IT IS THE OTHER HIE HI BROWSERS WHO HAVE STRAYED FROM OUR STANDARDS.

Every developer knows that proper debugging tools exist. And yet, there we are at 3 AM, littering our code with console.log() statements like breadcrumbs in a forest of bugs. Sure, it's primitive. Sure, your senior developer is judging you. But when that random string finally prints exactly where you expected it to, you feel like a goddamn genius. It's not elegant, but it gets the job done—just like duct tape on a space station.

Content Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? I don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables

This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!

Asking for coding help on Twitter/X is like being a house cat who wants to hunt mice while surrounded by apex predators. The newbie asks an innocent question, and suddenly senior devs swoop in with increasingly complex alternatives that have nothing to do with the original problem. Junior: "How do I center a div?" 10x Engineer: "Nobody uses CSS anymore. Try this React component with styled-components." Staff Engineer: "Just migrate to Svelte." CTO: "We're rewriting everything in Rust and WebAssembly."