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Content AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I FINALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT JAVASCRIPT! (typeof x 'undefined" 88 undefined 88 ! undefined WHAT IS X? yA! document. all F..ING NERD!!!

Content I hate necessary javascript in websites Because your CPU is a shit

Content Front End Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science or related field. Understanding of key design principles. Proficiency in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and jQuery. Understanding of server-side CSS.

Content Thomas "Kick Nazis out, jack" Fu... thomastuchs Follow Here we see a react engineer deploying a contact form BAUMANN 6:14 PM - 9 Nov 2017 1,991 Retweets 4,659 Likes 51 17 2.0K 4.7K

Content Noo, we need a framework for Js, library for styling and 146 other dependencies Pure HTML CSS and JS is the best option 34 34 Pure HTML CSS and JS is the best option 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

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