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Ah, the exclusive "VibeCon" conference where the only attendees are you, yourself, and your localhost. That registration URL (127.0.0.1:8080) is literally pointing to your own computer—meaning this "world's largest vibe coding conference" is just you in pajamas debugging your side project. The cherry on top? It's posted by an account called "HTML Is A Programming Language" with the handle "@java_is_javascript"—which is like wearing a shirt that says "I enjoy chaos" to a meetup of computer science professors. Future date too—classic developer optimism. "Yeah, I'll definitely have this app working by 2025."

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