Recursive Killing

Content "Then she forced me to code in Javascript" - Johnny Depp

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Content This is Mike Mike's job is to write highly performant code that can work under load and handle lots of requests concurrently. His apps also have to be highly precise and reliable - all user inputs must be thoroughly validated, concurrent requests must not interfere with each other, there must be absolutelv no vulnerabilities. Mike needs to know how to find the best compromise between pertormance and data consistency: when to invalidate the cache, whether or not to wait for database write acknowledgement, and so on. He also needs to assume that his code will run in a cloud environment. in volatile containers that can de destroved at any time. Mike is a backend developer. This is Jane Jane's job is to write apps that will run on 200 different versions of 10 different platforms, on thousands of different devices with various screen sizes. All these devices must de able to downiodd, parse and oootstrap Jane's code in under 200 milliseconds. Jane works with a complex state tree that can be modified by various kinds of events, and the app's UI must be instantly updated to reflect these changes in the most efficient manner possible. Jane needs to know how to do code splitting, responsive lavout, render virtualization, serverside rendering, handle browser-specific quirks, and so on. Jane is a frontend developer. This is Bob Bob thinks that Mike is a real developer, but Jane isn't. RoD is a moron

Content C deutsch.c h deutsch.h C deutsch.c include stdio.h include stdlib.h include "deutsch.h" Definiere eine Funktion mit dem Rueckgabetyp Ganzzahl und Namen Startfunktion welche folgende Argumente uebergeben bekommt (Ganzzahl mit dem Namen Argumentanzahl, Zeichenkettenfeld mit dem Namen Argumentwerte) Falls die Argumentanzahl weniger als 2 ist dann Drucke den Fehler "Bitte uebergebe wie folgt eine Ganzzahl: programm Ganzzahl" aus; Gebe 1 zurueck; 3 Deklariere eine Ganzzahl mit dem Namen Eingabezahl und setze diese auf den Rueckgabewert von ZeichenkettezuGanzzahl(Argumentwerte1); Falls die Variable Eingabezahl gleich 0 ist dann Drucke die Information "Das ist nicht sonderlich interessant." aus; Ansonsten Was ist in Eingabezahl enthalten Wenn es 5 ist: Drucke die Information "Welch eine gute Wahl!" aus; Verlasse diesen Bereich; Wenn es 666 ist: Drucke die Information "Du dienst wohl dem Teufel!" aus; Verlasse diesen Bereich; In allen anderen Faellen: Drucke die Information "Ich bin an deinen Spielereien nicht interessiert." aus; Verlasse diesen Bereich; Gebe 0 zurueck; PROBLEMS OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL PS C: ProgrammingC Deutschc acc deutsch.c PS C: ProgrammingCDeutschc .a 5 Welch eine gute Wahl! PS C: ProgrammingCDeutschc ProarammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this burn! 🔥 Full-stack developers are basically the theater kids of programming who proudly announce they can do EVERYTHING while secretly being mediocre at EVERYTHING. It's like claiming you're bilingual because you can say "hello" and "bathroom" in seven languages. The jack of all trades, master of absolutely none! That resume might say "full-stack" but what it really means is "I've watched tutorials for both React AND MongoDB." Diversifying your incompetence isn't a skill, honey!

Ah, the classic confusion between programming logic and real-world logic! The student was asked to find the length of the string "Monday" (which is 6 characters), but instead interpreted it as the literal length of a day (24 hours). Whoever graded this deserves a special place in debugging hell for marking it wrong. I mean, technically it's 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.1 seconds if we're being astronomically pedantic. And if it's a Monday, it feels like 72 hours minimum.