Recursive Killing

Content Becca Bailey beccaliz To the ikea developer who is desperately debugging the shopping cart in production, I salute you. We're all having a hard time this week. W Rd O Elements Console Sources Performance Memory top o Filter Application Default levels Security AdBlock Failed to load resource: net: :ERRBLOCKEDBYCLIENT CC 28 Express Delivery MW Decoupling feature Origin Co-existence Delivery API fix 1.0 Promotion code CD A cookie associated with a cross-site resource at ALs was set without the "Samesite attribute. A future release of 'Secure. You can review cookies in developer tools under ApplicationStorageCookies 1 am on shopping cart now "Ikeaid: "SPR, 69247594", "count: 1", "name": "BJRKSNS", "formattedpurchase price": "489.00") 69247594 "Ikeaid": "ART, 10379303", "count": "1, "name"; "HEMNES", "formattedpurchaseprice": 199.08") 10379303 helloword Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '7? Uncaught Error: cannot call methods on button prior to initialization; attempted to call method 'disable' Function.error (query-1.8.2.min.1s:2) at HIMLDIvE lement, anonymous (guery-mobile-1.2.1.min. j5:295) at Function.each (jauery-1.8.2.min. is:2 at init.each (query-1.8.2.min. 1s:2) 8:43 20 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,398 Retweets 11.7K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiel!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

The programming community's favorite pastime: creating yet another language nobody asked for! Imagine taking JavaScript's type coercion, PHP's inconsistent naming conventions, C++'s memory management, Python's GIL, and Java's verbosity—then mashing them into one horrific Frankenstein's monster of a language. The compiler would generate 200 warnings just to print "Hello World" and the documentation would be written exclusively in regex. The only thing more terrifying than using this language would be explaining it during a job interview.

Content Clement Mihailescu Following Co-Founder CEO, AlgoExpert Ex-Google" 1w G My heart goes out to all backend and infrastructure engineers. While frontend engineers get praised for their beautiful UIs and product managers get credited for their awesome products, backend infra engineers get little to no recognition, except when a service goes down for 5 minutes, at which point they get called garbage engineers who can't keep a service up. We appreciate you, backend infra engineers! softwareengineering programming 23,738 580 comments Love Comment Tell them what you loved" Share Send ProdrammerHumor.io

JavaScript's equality comparison is like that one friend who can't decide what they want for dinner. The console shows NaN === NaN returning false because in JS, each NaN is its own special snowflake. Two identical-looking "not a number" values? Nope, completely different according to JavaScript! The corporate "spot the difference" meme perfectly captures the absurdity - there's literally no difference between the two NaN cards, yet JavaScript insists they're not the same. It's the programming equivalent of gaslighting. Next time someone asks why developers drink, just show them this.

Ancient Egyptians built massive pyramids with nothing but stone tools and manpower. Meanwhile, modern developers need sixteen JavaScript frameworks, three cloud subscriptions, and a $3000 MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM just to center a div. And they still complain about the Wi-Fi being slow.