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The mythical "Full Stack Developer" strikes again! The top row shows animals lamenting their limitations—a dog can't fly, a fish can't walk, a chick can't swim, and a duck... well, it's just there looking smug. But the bottom row? Pure developer delusion. Suddenly they're all transformed into confident versions with skills they never had! It's basically every job posting ever: "Looking for a Full Stack Developer who can code in 17 languages, design like Picasso, manage infrastructure like NASA, and work for the salary of an intern." Meanwhile, the rest of us are specializing in one thing and questioning our life choices.

We've finally reached peak dystopia: even your terminal needs an ad-supported subscription model. Remember when you could just npm install without being subjected to a 30-second unskippable ad about car insurance? Yeah, those were the days. The future looks bleak when you're sitting there, existentially exhausted, waiting for Raid Shadow Legends to finish pitching you their game just so you can install a package that's probably deprecated anyway. At least the ads will buffer faster than your build process. Fun fact: By 2030, your IDE will probably pause mid-autocomplete to show you a sponsored suggestion. "Did you mean console.log() ? This debug statement is brought to you by NordVPN."

Standing up for snake_case in a room full of camelCase enthusiasts is the programming equivalent of this Norman Rockwell painting. The brave soul dares to speak the unspeakable truth that underscores are just... better. Python devs nodding silently in the back while JavaScript folks clutch their pearls. The naming convention war continues, and this hero's willing to die on that hill with perfect readability and no RunTogetherWords. The real question is: who invited the SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE guy?

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