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Content Me: Okay coworker, how are you doing with migrating this project to a typed language? Coworker: Oh great, I just put every variable as type Any Listen here, you little shit ingflip.com

Content FRONTEND DEVS WHEN THEY REALIZE THERE ARE MORE THAN 3 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES imgfip.com

Ah, the ancient battle between CSS debugging techniques. At the top, we have the rookie move: slapping a border: 1px solid red; on everything to see where your elements are breaking. But below, the true enlightened approach: console.log() – because why visually identify problems when you can dump 47 objects into your console and pretend you're actually reading them? After two decades in this industry, I've evolved from red borders to console logs and back to red borders at least 600 times. The circle of debugging life continues.

Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

The pristine folder structure in the left panel is the stuff of developer fantasies! A beautifully organized project with logical entity relationships and clear naming conventions. Meanwhile, the actual JSON file on the right is a truncated mess with fields like "password" and "birthdate" just hanging out in plain text. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like storing sensitive user data without proper encryption or hashing. The real answer to "What's stopping your codebase from looking like this?" is probably three deadlines ago, five energy drinks, and that one PM who keeps saying "we'll refactor later."

Content TOTAL 21.28 PICKUP DELIVERY SWITCH TO PICKUP Bag Total Subtotal Deliverv Fee WHOA WHOA WHOA That is mighty generous of you, but tips can't be more than 50 of your food's total. 12.40 12.40 1.0C 3. OKAY Protagonist in Training nutoLKO 1m Replying to ANTWTF I find it so funny that at some point a developer typed out something along the lines of: If(tip.value (0.5 total) console.log('woah woah woah'); 17 M1