"I need help with German. Specifically, French."

Flash is the tech equivalent of a zombie apocalypse survivor. Adobe officially killed it in 2020, but here it is in 2025, crawling back from the grave with that red logo turned blue like it's wearing a disguise. "I lived, b*tches!" The number of legacy systems still running Flash is the real horror story here. Some ancient enterprise app is probably keeping the entire financial sector hostage with its Flash dependency. The developers who can maintain it are either retired or charging consultant rates that would make a surgeon blush.

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Content Normal programmers Variables are variables var 'data'; Functions are functions pub fun (var) ret call (var) Classes Structs are that classstruct foo data; JS programmers Look me! All in one line! const myclass () Object.fromEntries Array. from ( length: 3 . () 'data', () 'data'1) ); Iteration easy to follow for (foo:bar) stuff ?

Ah, the classic "accidental programming genius" moment. Son spends 8 hours creating a Frankenstein's monster of Stack Overflow snippets, and Dad swoops in with the programming equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The sheer dumb luck of suggesting an integer instead of float and watching it magically work is the digital version of hitting the TV to fix the reception. The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea why it worked either.

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