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The ultimate dad joke of programming languages! Despite sharing zero DNA with Java, JavaScript was named purely for marketing hype in the 90s. It's like naming your hamster "Tiger" because it sounds cooler. The sinister grin in the image perfectly captures Netscape's devious marketing team knowing they were about to confuse generations of developers with this naming atrocity. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is basically the same as car and carpet – superficially similar words describing completely unrelated things. Yet here we are, 25+ years later, still explaining to non-programmers that no, we can't fix their Java problem with our JavaScript skills.

Content stackoverflow Questions Tags Users Add a number to another number in JavaScript hallo 0 Thave got a number in my JavaScript variable! Now how do I add another number to it? Please javascript Badges Unanswered 3 Answers You should definitely use Query. It's really great and does all things 22 ink edit flag newest votes answered 11 minutes ago 7894 13Query 1,234 02 013 I agree, Query is really the best, it solves all kinds of browser problems and is good, as well - sumcOda 8 mins ago 1 query is best quality code ever, if you don't use your a idiot - Werry Togan 4 mins ago add comment 4 I think there's a Query plugin for that. Google for Query basic arithmetic plugin. link edt flag answered 5 minutes ago Timothy Goatse 4.321 are to yeah, Query is definately the way to go - fishnipples 5 mins ago lused the Query diet plugin and lost 10kg in a week - fatty 4 mins ago add comment -2 To add numbers together you should use the operator, for example: var a 1: var b a2; alert (b); 3 link edit delete flag answered 50 seconds ago some 1 not enough Query - sumcOda 30 secs ago ProgrammerHumor.

The classic web dev initiation ritual. You claim to know CSS but can't recite all 74 HTTP status codes from memory? *cocks gun* Shame. Next you'll tell me you don't know the exact hex code for "slightly off-white but not quite eggshell." The gatekeeping in this industry is getting more efficient - skip the whiteboard interview, just threaten them with fictional cartoon violence.

Deciphering regex is exactly like being an archaeologist trying to translate ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and sheer determination. That cryptic pattern of slashes, dots, asterisks, and parentheses might as well be sacred texts carved by a civilization that communicated exclusively in escape characters. The worst part? You wrote it yourself six months ago and left zero comments. Now you're squinting at ^(?:(?:\w+:)?\/\/)?(?:[\w-]+\.)+[a-z]{2,}(?::\d+)?(?:\/\S*)?$ wondering if it's validating a URL or summoning an elder god.

Content JavaScript console.log(3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + "8" + 9); Al-generated code. Review and use carefully. More info on FAQ. The output of this expression will be "28789". Let me break it down: 1. The sum of the numbers 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 is 25. 2. The string "g" is concatenated to the result, resulting in "258" 3. Finally, the number 9 is also concatenated, giving us the final output of "28789".

Content rAskReddit LS-Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a kev called "events" and the value is an unsorted arrav. 217 Junior SeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saving "Guvs vou don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent vears on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven davs so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 4 159 Aran. 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.