Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript

JavaScript developers evolving their Promise syntax like it's Pokémon. First there was .convertToPromise() which nobody remembers using. Then came .makePromise() , the awkward teenage phase. But .promisify() ? That's the good stuff that makes developers bare their teeth in that special "I finally found the right utility function after 3 hours of Stack Overflow" grin.

Content Me when the functionality I coded works perfectly first try

The eternal holy war of code formatting: spaces vs tabs vs... chaos . The first two types meticulously indent their HTML with either spaces or tabs, maintaining some semblance of sanity and structure. But that third type? They just slam everything into a single line with no breaks whatsoever, like some kind of code-writing sociopath. This is the person who submits PRs at 4:59 PM on Friday and then immediately logs off. The same monster who responds to bug reports with "works on my machine" and uses Comic Sans in their IDE. They're not coding—they're committing crimes against humanity.

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Ah, the eternal naming convention war presented as a scholarly lecture. The first variable name struts around in camelCase (first word lowercase, subsequent words capitalized), while the second flaunts its PascalCase elegance (all words capitalized). Meanwhile, developers in the audience are silently judging each other's preferences while pretending their chosen style is objectively superior. The real joke? We'll spend 45 minutes arguing about this in code reviews but accept variable names like 'x' and 'temp' without blinking.

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to