Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript

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Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript

javascript-memes, variables-memes, syntax-memes, programming-humor-memes, typescript-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

PLOT TWIST: They're ALL syntactically correct! 🤯 JavaScript is that chaotic ex who lets you declare variables in ways that would make other languages file a restraining order! Using 'let' as a variable name? SURE! Double 'var'? WHY NOT! JavaScript's like "syntax errors are just suggestions, honey!" This is why TypeScript was invented - someone finally said "I can't live like this anymore!" and created boundaries. The relationship counselor of programming languages.

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