Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript

Content So what is it that you do, exactly? Junior JS Developer I'm responsible for our Node. js API layer. It's the layer where all our frontend and mobile applications consume the backend service. Also, I'm learning LLMs and Rust and Unity AR when I'm not on-call. Senior Backend Engineer I'm a Go developer in the core backend team. I own the features of our service mesh. Fellow Distinguished Principal Staff Engineering Technical Lead. Head of Dragons. First of his name Architecture PERMITIO

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE SACRED TRADITION OF i,j VARIABLES?! The AUDACITY! Since the dawn of coding time, we've used i and j for loop counters like it was handed down from the programming gods themselves. Try using 'x' or 'counter' in your loops and watch as senior devs spontaneously combust at their desks. It's not just convention—it's PROGRAMMING LAW, and we will defend it with the same intensity as tabs vs. spaces or where to put curly braces. Don't even THINK about using meaningful variable names in your loops—that's heresy of the highest order!

Content Java was released in 1995 Python was released in 1991

When your bank's email template literally just prints "null" as your name because someone forgot to check if the variable exists before shoving it into the template. Like, imagine the developer who wrote Dear ${customerName}, and just assumed it would ALWAYS have a value. Spoiler alert: it didn't. The absolute AUDACITY of a major bank sending out emails that scream "we didn't test this" while simultaneously including a massive disclaimer about how their emails might be intercepted, corrupted, or contain viruses. Well, the biggest virus here is your quality assurance process, my friend. Nothing says "we value your business" quite like addressing you as the JavaScript equivalent of "404: Customer Not Found." At least they were sincere about it. Sincerely null. 💀

Content Kat Maddox ctrIshifti 3h tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke 975 1773 669 Kat Maddox ctrIshifti 13m my apologies, quitting vim is the fourth joke. As all 4 tech jokes have now been discovered, I will be closing this account. Goodbye 172 M87

Content Don't demean the effort here. There is effort in this work, and it's actually kinda nice, especially the responses imho. Good work from OP M A Reply 16 J The project could have been copied and pasted, with changing some parameters to be more strict and change targeting. We don't know though unfortunately. Great project nonetheless but anybody can learn to edit code and I encourage people to do so. A s 5m Then why dont you make a better one and post it here? 41 J Now I can definitely learn it! I know nothing about coding in Minecraft at the moment. I believe it requires JavaScript so I'll definitely have to do plenty of research, I only know basic Python fundamentals at the moment 4 -1 ProarammerHumor.io