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Ah, the classic developer-designer standoff! That moment when a designer drops a pixel-perfect masterpiece and the developer's brain immediately starts calculating the 47 technical impossibilities hiding behind those gorgeous gradients. First frame: "Impressive, very nice" - that's the developer's face when they see the mockup. All smiles and professional courtesy. "Oh wow, floating elements that defy the laws of CSS? Fascinating!" Second frame: "Now let's show me the person that is able to implement that" - and there's the truth bomb. The developer knows they're about to spend the next week explaining why that perfect parallax scroll effect crashes on mobile or why that custom font makes the page load slower than continental drift. It's the development equivalent of "I'll need to speak to your manager" but for impossible design specs. Pure gold for anyone who's ever had to convert a Photoshop dream into a browser reality!