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The creator of timezones gets a special place in programmer hell - and rightfully so! Anyone who's ever had to debug a production issue at 3 AM because some function couldn't handle UTC offsets deserves a medal... and therapy. That moment when your perfectly working code suddenly breaks because someone in another country clicked a button? Pure digital torture. The inventor definitely earned that "Extra Hell" VIP pass. Next circle: whoever created daylight savings time.

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The universal rite of passage for coding newbies: discovering a semicolon error and treating it like they've found the Higgs boson of programming problems. Veterans watching this unfold are just sitting there thinking, "Ah yes, I remember when I too believed semicolons were worthy of philosophical debate instead of letting my IDE handle it while I focus on actual problems... like why my perfectly functional code works in dev but crashes in production." Nothing screams "I just installed VS Code yesterday" quite like passionately sharing that semicolon meme your non-technical friend would find hilarious.

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