Before And After: The JavaScript Journey

Content 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 include stdio.h include stdbool.h int main(int argc, char argv) printf("Which is greater, C or C? nAnswer: "); int c 1; bool cIsGreater ( c; if (cIsGreater) printf("C); else printf("C); return 0; PROBLEMS OUTPUT TERMINAL Which is greater, C or C? Answer: C DEBUG CONSOLE

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf - wheres the function fml - for my loop idfe indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl . right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Oh my goodness, this building is EXACTLY what happens when you mess with CSS for too long! 😂 You start with a perfectly normal design, then you add one more position: absolute and suddenly everything's hanging off the side of the page! It's like the architect said "I'll just add one more transform: rotate(15deg) " and then completely lost control. The windows are like those divs that refuse to align no matter how many !important flags you add. This is what happens when you skip the CSS framework and go full "I can totally build this from scratch" mode!

A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."

The forbidden love story between a programmer and their trusty variable declaration. That tiny little "var" holds the weight of our entire codebase, and we treat it like a precious pet that somehow magically knows what type it should be. "Oh look at my adorable little var! It started as a string, became a number, and now it's an undefined object causing production to crash! Isn't it cute how it grows up so fast?" JavaScript developers nodding nervously while TypeScript devs watch in horror from a safe distance.

The absolute madlad who hard-codes their API keys directly into the front-end JavaScript where anyone can see it with a quick inspect element. Security? What's that? Just a suggestion, like speed limits and code comments. Nothing says "I trust the internet" like broadcasting your AWS credentials to every single visitor. Next level: storing passwords in plaintext because "hashing is just extra work."