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Content I MADE A BOOKIIT'G OUT ON MAY 13 A CHILDREN'S BOOK THAT'S ALSO FOR GROWN UPS: MY NAME 15 404. PRE-ORDER IT ON AMAZON! QUAX NET SPAGHETTI CODE TANGLED, INTERTWINED, MESSY. CHANGING SOMETHING ON ONE SIDE WILL BREAK SOMETHING THE THER. TRYING TO TAME THIS BE AST WILL LEAVE LOT OF PEOPLE COLORED RED LASAGNA CODE LAYERS. LAYERS, AND THEN SOME MORE LAYERS. OH, YOU WANT TO ACCESS SOME PROPERTY FROM CLASS X? SORRY, NO CAN 2; AND BAFE TO ACCESS IF MAYBE YOU CAN GO THROUGH CLASSES OR MAYBE IT'S EASIER TO DO AN API CALL TO YOUR OWN SERVICE JUST SO OU HAVE ALL THE DATA YOU NEED RAVIOLI CODE WAY TOO MANY MODULESNODESCLASSES. AND THEYRE ALL TIN. WHaT DOES THIS DO? BUT THEN WHaT'S THaT? WHY IS THIS SPLIT UP IN FIVE CLASSES? DO WE REALLY NEED A MODULE FOR SIMPLE IS-ODD CHECK DON'T PUT EVERY 7 FUCKING LINES IN ITS OWN CLASS, DAVE. GNOCCHI CODE UNREADABLE BLOBS OF CODE. YOU CAN TELL THERE'S A LOT GOING ON INSIDE, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT. CHANGING THESE DENSE CHUNKS OF UNREADABILITY AFTER THE FACT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE. IT'LL BREAK APART FOR SURE. SPAGHETTI CODE IN THE CLOUD THIS IS YOUR FUTURE. EMBRACE YOUR NEW OVERLORD. COEDITS tO MOD ProarammerHumor.io CONSOLIA-COMIC.COM

The joke works on two levels - just like good code should! In programming, "dependency issues" refer to problems with external libraries or packages that your code relies on. But here, it's cleverly twisted into relationship dependencies, suggesting programmers struggle with emotional attachments because they're too busy fixing broken package imports and version conflicts. The dinosaur's tearful reaction in the last panel hits hard for anyone who's spent 8 hours debugging only to discover they forgot to run npm install . Relationships require maintenance too - but at least they don't randomly break when someone pushes an update to npm.

Deciphering regex is exactly like being an archaeologist trying to translate ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and sheer determination. That cryptic pattern of slashes, dots, asterisks, and parentheses might as well be sacred texts carved by a civilization that communicated exclusively in escape characters. The worst part? You wrote it yourself six months ago and left zero comments. Now you're squinting at ^(?:(?:\w+:)?\/\/)?(?:[\w-]+\.)+[a-z]{2,}(?::\d+)?(?:\/\S*)?$ wondering if it's validating a URL or summoning an elder god.

Content Me realizing I used recursion without my teacher asking me tc What have i done?

Content miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Hi- 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go soop XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 what in the name of fuck 2017 rProgrammerHumor This meant a lot to you Only you know why reddit Recap 2023

The referee of sanity (TypeScript) showing a yellow card to chaotic developers who try to assign numbers to string variables. Meanwhile, the player (any JavaScript developer) is like "What? I've been doing this my whole career!" TypeScript's entire existence is just standing on the field giving yellow cards to JavaScript's type-freedom party. And yet some rebels still find ways to use "as any" and sneak past the ref. The compiler error number (2322) might as well be the number of times I've cursed at similar errors this week.