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Address Me

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Address Me

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Someone's out here making bold declarations about code quality while their node_modules folder is bigger than most operating systems. The audacity of having 1.2 GB of dependencies and simultaneously claiming you'll never ship unread code is *chef's kiss* level hypocrisy. Like, my friend, you literally have thousands of packages you've never even glanced at. You probably installed left-pad's cousin twice-removed and have no idea what half those dependencies even do. But sure, tell me more about your rigorous code review standards while your package.json looks like a CVE vulnerability buffet.

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