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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Marie kondo Memes

Posts tagged with Marie kondo

This One Sparks Joy

Java Programming
2 months ago 97.7K views 0 shares
This One Sparks Joy
The wordplay between "Jav" and "Java" is the programming equivalent of finding a semicolon bug after four hours of debugging. One is a category of Japanese adult content (sparking joy for some), while the other is the verbose programming language that makes you write public static void main(String[] args) just to print "Hello World" (definitely not sparking joy). The Marie Kondo-inspired format perfectly captures the existential dread felt when inheriting a legacy Java codebase with 17 design patterns per function.

Does It Spark Joy

Programming Debugging Testing Backend
3 months ago 84.0K views 0 shares
Does It Spark Joy
Ah, the sacred ancient code from 2004. That beautiful, horrifying mess of hacks and workarounds that somehow still runs your company's billing system. Touch it? Absolutely not. That's like disturbing an archaeological site. Meanwhile, some bright-eyed junior dev suggests "refactoring" it with the latest framework. Sure kid, go ahead - break production, summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell, and explain to the CEO why customers can't pay us anymore. Twenty years in this industry has taught me one truth: if it's ugly but works, it's not ugly.

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