The Only Correct Answer

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The Only Correct Answer

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DARLING, FORGET BLINDNESS FROM ECLIPSES! The REAL horror is when you accidentally open your project in Eclipse IDE! 💀 The instant urge to DRAMATICALLY FLING yourself across the room, uninstall that monstrosity, and download literally ANYTHING else is more powerful than any celestial event! It's like the universe saying "Here's your sign to finally upgrade from that digital torture device!" The Eclipse IDE - where developer dreams go to DIE in a labyrinth of outdated plugins and soul-crushing load times!

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