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Oracle's been flexing that "3 Billion Devices Run Java" slogan since 2009, and here we are a decade later... still 3 billion devices. Not 3.1 billion, not 4 billion—exactly 3 billion. Either Oracle's marketing team got really comfortable with that number, or Java's been running on the same devices for 10 years straight. Maybe those devices are just immortal? Or perhaps counting is hard when you're too busy suing Google over Android. The real kicker? In those 10 years, we went from flip phones to smartphones that can literally edit 4K video, but apparently Java's market share just... froze in time. It's like they found the perfect marketing tagline and decided "why fix what ain't broke?" Even if it's technically a lie at this point.

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