The Only Correct Answer

The evolution of every developer's coding style! At first, you write verbose conditional blocks like some kind of coding newbie. Then one day, you discover the ternary operator and suddenly you're wearing sunglasses because you're just that cool. Why waste 6 lines checking if a == 0 when you can flex on everyone with return (a == 0) ? true : false; ? Of course, the truly enlightened would just write return a == 0; but that wouldn't make for such a sassy Pikachu meme, would it?

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Oh, the classic "I'll definitely use getters and setters properly this time" delusion! Every developer swears they'll implement proper encapsulation, then 10 years later realizes they've written exactly zero getters that actually do anything besides return value; . We all pretend we're writing enterprise-grade code that might need validation later, but deep down we know we're just adding extra keystrokes to feel professional. The angry face at the end is just perfect - nothing triggers developer rage quite like being confronted with our own coding hypocrisy.

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