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OH SWEET MOTHER OF LEGACY CODE! On one side, IBM is using AI to translate ancient COBOL spells into modern Java incantations. On the other, some government agency named DOGE (not the meme, sadly) wants to rewrite MILLIONS of lines of Social Security code in MONTHS?! 😱 This is like watching two different approaches to defusing a nuclear bomb - one careful robot surgeon vs. a toddler with safety scissors and a "can-do" attitude. The entire financial future of American retirees hanging in the balance because someone thought "Hey, let's just YOLO this 60-year-old codebase real quick!" I'm having heart palpitations just thinking about it! For the uninitiated: COBOL is that programming language your grandpa used that refuses to die because it runs basically EVERYTHING important - banks, airlines, and yes, your social security checks. It's the digital equivalent of those load-bearing walls you definitely shouldn't knock down during your weekend renovation project.

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Content maybe javascript doesn't suck, maybe u just suck at javascript. hope this helps 304 17 786 5,618 Replying to 1 1 have worked with javascript for over 20 years. It is made up of duct tape held together by bailing wire and bandaids. That is why a new JS framework comes out every 2 weeks. 1 only use it because no one will agree on what to replace it with.

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Content Rust users I feel bad for you. Javascript users I don't think about you at all.