The Holy Grail Of Programming

Content An Overwhelming Surplus of Java... RichardWestenra V Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence: 1r foo 2 bar 3 baz 4 quz 5v quux 6v corge 7r 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 grault garply waldo 12:00 PM 16 Aug 16

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Whoever wrote that textbook just committed the cardinal sin of programming: claiming JavaScript and Java are the same thing. It's like saying a submarine and a sandwich are the same because they both have "sub" in the name. The book author's confused expression is all of us reading documentation written by people who think HTML is a programming language. That highlighted line is the coding equivalent of saying "humans (or dolphins) are mammals."

Romance? Cute. Missing a semicolon? Absolute nightmare fuel. Nothing quite like staring at your screen at 3 AM, bloodshot eyes, questioning your entire career choice because your code won't compile over a punctuation mark that's smaller than a fruit fly. The compiler's just sitting there... judging you... while you slowly descend into madness. Four days without sleep is rookie numbers when you're hunting down that syntax error that's hiding in plain sight.

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