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The Holy Grail Of Programming

Clean code Compilation Exit code 0 Build success Compiler warnings Developer dreams Code quality Unit tests

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The Holy Grail Of Programming

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That sweet, sweet moment when your code compiles without errors. 22,307 tests passed with zero warnings? That's not disgusting, that's the programming equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Most developers would sacrifice their firstborn for that kind of clean execution. The rest of us are over here celebrating when our code runs without setting the CPU on fire.

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