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Look at these coding styles and WEEP! The absolute AUDACITY of these formatting choices! We've got Allman with his brackets on new lines like a civilized human, Kernighan & Ritchie keeping it tight, and then... THE HORROR SHOW begins!

Haskell style with semicolons at the BEGINNING of lines?! The Lisp style cramming everything together like some kind of code sardine tin?! And don't even get me STARTED on whatever crime against humanity that "Mental Illness" banner is pointing to!

This is why programmers need therapy. Your bracket placement reveals your deepest psychological wounds. Choose wisely or forever be judged in code reviews!

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