The Groovy Paradox

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The Groovy Paradox

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The existential crisis of modern job hunting. LinkedIn asks if you know Groovy, and you're left wondering if they mean the actual JVM language or if you're just supposed to have a positive attitude. Either way, clicking "Yes" feels like a gamble that'll haunt your next technical interview. The recruiter probably doesn't know either.

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