Developers will do literally anything to avoid touching Java code. One's climbing the walls, another's passed out on the couch, and the third is frozen in existential dread—all while the floor is plastered with Java logos. The modern developer's version of "hot lava" from childhood, except this lava comes with verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and memory leaks that haunt your dreams. Sure, it runs on billions of devices, but at what psychological cost?
The Floor Is Java
4 months ago
113,458 views
0 shares

java-memes, developers-memes, programming-languages-memes, code-avoidance-memes, developer-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Language Wars: The Polyglot Awakens
20 days ago
117.1K views
0 shares

Should I learn JavaScript or Python?
3 years ago
82.6K views
0 shares

You Know How First Semester CS Students Are
1 month ago
183.4K views
0 shares

Java Vs Java Script
1 year ago
51.2K views
0 shares

The quickest way to tell if someone knows what they're doing.
3 years ago
79.8K views
1 shares

Programming Books (affiliate)
Loading more content...