The Floor Is Java

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev a EDEV BASEename exist ok True) actidir CONDABASEename'etccondaa deacdir CONDABASEename etcconda os. makedirs (acts dir, existok True) os.makedirs deac exist con actidir'edevon.sh' eoff a deac dir'edevoff.sh' if not os.path.is link(con): os. symlink(BIN'edevon.sh', con) if not os-path os.symlink(BIN x Syntax error on token throws interface exp Syntax error on token expected after this tC Syntax error, insert SimpleName to complete Qi Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert to complete MethodDeclar Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 asyntax error on token expected after this toke Syntax error, insert J to compiete InterfaceBod TextProcessorUsing Hashmaps.java The method fileAnalysish is undefined for the type FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content Ghost javascriptual You're a dev because you refuse to accept your mental vulnerability and coding makes you feel like you are the problem solver. You're not. 10:54 - 05 Jan 23 Twitter for iPhone

Content funky lesbean trans disaster STOP ARGUING OVER THE BEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE C is LOW-LEVEL C is POWERFUL Python is INTUITIVE Rust is SAFE Lua is EASY lava C is LEGIBLE

Content "There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses." - Barne Stroustrup

Content The Programmer Hierarchy Lisp Programmers Assembler Programmers Consider themselves superior to Programmers Ruby Programmers C Programmers Perl Programmers Note: Ruby programmers consider themselves superior to everybody, but are not aware orthe existence or non- web languages so on this chart come in above Perl Programmers Python Proorammers PHP Programmers pup Programmers Pennle who refuse to use the word Ajax Ajax Programmers C Programmers JavaScript Programmers Fortran Programmers Visual Basic Programmers COBOL Programmers ADA Programmers Pascal Programmers Java Programmers People who insist on calling HTML a programming language

The eternal duality of Java: a programming language for some, an actual island for others. The poor programmer on the left is having an existential crisis because they're trapped in a world of semicolons, verbose syntax, and AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans . Meanwhile, the cheerful Indonesian is just enjoying the view of their beautiful country where Java is, you know, an actual place people live. The programmer's soul is being crushed by dependency injection while the tourist's biggest concern is probably which beach to visit next. Talk about perspective!