The Floor Is Java

Content Release exe executable script 18 Open garrison-stauffer opened this issue 17 hours ago 0 comments garrison-stauffer commented 17 hours ago It has come to my attention that some people attempting to use this repo are foreign to using Javascript or Github. Some people don't care too much about the code. They just want to download this amazing script and use it to see if their SSN was leaked. They might not understand why there's code, but would appreciate if a EXE file was made and was simply handed to them. The dedicated maintainer might expect everyone to be developers that understands code or github. Well, some are not and they don't understand it. They only know to download and install applications. So what's the solution? Make an EXE file and give it to them. Again, thanks to the dedicated maintainer! ProdrammerHumor io

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Ah, the "vibe coder" – that person who throws around programming buzzwords without understanding what they actually mean. The punchline hits when Squidward tries to impress with actual Java code (that classic public static void main String args horror show) and SpongeBob freaks out because Patrick's programming facade is crumbling faster than a website built with deprecated libraries. This is basically every coding interview where someone put "proficient in Java" on their resume after completing half a Udemy course.

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The eternal battle between two worlds! In math, x = x + 1 is a logical impossibility that would make Euclid roll in his grave. But for programmers? That's just Tuesday. It's the sacred increment operator in disguise, casually violating the fundamental laws of mathematics while we sip coffee and mutter "it works in production." Meanwhile, mathematicians are having full-blown existential crises because you can't just add 1 to both sides and pretend nothing happened. The beauty of programming: making mathematicians question their life choices since the invention of the assignment operator.

Content lbaum oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.2K Retweets 1.3K Likes 17