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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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That's What Programmers Know About Languages

Java Webdev C++ Programming php
2 months ago 133.8K views 1 shares
That's What Programmers Know About Languages
Poor guy thought his coding skills would translate to romance. Turns out writing a love letter in programming languages is like trying to debug a relationship with syntax errors. The real compiler error here? Not understanding that most humans prefer words like "I love you" over System.out.println("Will you marry me?"); Next time maybe stick to poetry instead of Python, buddy.

The Father Of Programming

Programming
2 months ago 84.4K views 0 shares
The Father Of Programming
While she suspects infidelity, his brain is executing a completely different process - contemplating dad-level wordplay about becoming the literal "father of Programming." It's that classic midnight recursion where developers can't stop their brains from executing pun functions even during relationship runtime. The joke works on multiple levels since many programmers already consider themselves children of programming languages, constantly being disciplined by compiler errors and syntax rules. The irony is that most coders would absolutely name a variable this way without hesitation.

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