[text] STOP USING DOGKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WERE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS L ets containerize our monolith Ill just quickly spin up 17 microservices Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALESIZED DECEPTION theyve FOOLED us with all this time These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER g gt 272777 7222777 Ahoy matey Id like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have played us for absolute fools